The F-car

The F-car is not your stereotypical race car. The F-car can not, cannot, run in Drive and Reverse Simultaneously like the race car can. However, the F-car can go backwards, forwards, sideways, side-over side, front-over-back, back-over-front, and so forth rather seamlessly without changing gears or utilizing a motor. This is what the F-car looks like (roughly):



F
|
c ------]
O O
-----------------------[from side]

( )
/ \
O-| -- |-O
| F |
O-| -- |-O
|__|
-----------------------[from top]

A work of true progress, the F-car is just about the best thing you can get out of a new years popper. With its patented versatility and definite sex appeal, the F-car can do just about anything, go just about anywhere, and succeed at just about anything. Can you?