Rudolph the red nosed janitor
Had a little much to drink
At the office Christmas party
And he threw up in the sink
All of he so called 'co-workers'
Liked to laugh and call him Roody
All that they cared of him
Was that he cleaned up there doody
But at that faithful Christmas party
Roody'd had enough
With disgruntle and chagrin
Roody shot the place up
Then all the on the late news headlines
The scroll on CNN read
"Roody the crazed Sanitory Mangager
leaves seven wounded and four dead."
I admit, I am a janitor, but I am not violent nor do I have any intention of carrying out actions like the one's described in this parody. I like my job and everyone at the company I work for is very nice to me. I just wanted to be festive and still remain cynical! If I really wanted to do such a thing, I would have spent more time writing a better song. [uncensored vision my ass]
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