In Agreence With My Oath To Blog (I)

In attempt to be faithful to the ominous omnivore, I will compromise and write a simple description of what I did today:

I bought Christmas presents! Yay!

A list of whom I bought presents for and what presents I got them:

Adam : coal
Barnebas: coal
Cecilia: coal
Dominique: coal
Evanna: coal
Francine: coal
Giotto: coal
Harvey: coal
Ilene: coal and napkins
Jacob: a tribute song
Kate: a Wendy's franchise (featuring a "Spicy Coal Sandwich")
Levi: coal
Montague: coal mines
Nora: coal
Ollie: a skateboard
Penelope: coal and napkins
Queen Elizabeth: my daughter's hand in marriage
Renaldo: coal
Sylvia: coal and napkins
Terrence Stamp: coal (which I have wrapped and stowed until he returns)
Ursula: coal and a necklace
Valerie: coal and napkins
Wallace: coal and a bagpipe tuner
Xavier: coal
Yolanda: coal, necklace, and napkins
Zoe: coal and hairbrush

I'm writing a list and checking it once for spelling errors and then I'm off to organize my Star Trek: TNG VHS's, as usual. I've spent well over $500 dollars, and I'm really starting to get the festive infirmity. A ho ho ho ho. A ho ho ho ho ohhh. >:P plwwww