(A CHILDISH DREAM)

she went into the bathroom
she sat down on the toilet
she did what she was there for
and reached for the paper
but the paper smelled like lemons
and she couldn't help herself
she knew she had to eat it
and it tasted so sweet
then she stood up to see what she had done
and just a behind the toilet
a tiny cherry candy
she knew she had to eat it
she finally flushed the toilet
walked over to the sink
but as the water spun a sound rose up
she looked and she was sucked in

and I was nowhere near
but I saw what had happened
and my little friend on my shoulder
showed me another one

in a different bathroom
a man sat down on the toilet
he did what he had to do
and reached for the paper
but the paper smelled delicious
so good he couldn't help herself
he knew he had to eat it
and it tasted even better
stood up to see what she had done
and just a behind the toilet
two cherry candies one stem and leaf
and he knew they too would taste so sweet
gobbled it down and flushed the toilet
walked over to the sink
but as the toilet flushed a sound rose up
he glanced over and disappeared

I was in the library
but knew what to do
my inch-high friend said he couldn't come
but he told me not to eat them

so I went into the bathroom
I needed to use the toilet
I did my business cautiously
and reached for the toilet paper
and it sure did smell like lemons
I really wanted to eat
I could hardly help myself
but I wiped and through it down
I stood up knowing what I would see
and there behind the toilet
a tiny cherry candy like the abercrombie symbol
I reached for it but stopped myself
-stepped on it and flushed the paper down-
and I walked over to the sink
hoping that i'd done enough
but as the water spun round a sound blared out
so I slammed the lid down and new that I had won

so I saved the world
me and my family outside
smiling and waving at a bird
that my tiny friend turned into
and only I knew
that it was him
and only I knew
THAT I HAD SAVED THE WORLD!