did the child see her shadow?
when she was carried over the threshold
did the groom chase the ball into the street?

did he look both ways
when he threw the bouquet?
was the bride elevated off her feet?

was the assistant really cut in half?
did the crowd really applaud?
was the magic wand ready for the honeymoon?

does the ice sculpture come back to life
after it melts away?
does the cake contain any cocaine or was i imagining?

was harmonica enough music
for the whole reception party?
did the army have to storm the limousine?

did the blues man catch the wink
that the bridesmaid gave him?
or did the blue jean dresses confuse him?

we're like a bus full of strangers
who all root for the same team
we're like a boat full of ex-cons

did the baby ever wake up
after he was sung to?
did the singer really need to quit the band?

did the schoolmarm attend the wedding?
did she bring a present from the registry?