Song to honor the gods for...

I have a new plan (which is an old plan re-hashed):

Alex Williams' Own Culture

Taking an eastern approach to music and, instead of popularizing (as western bands seem to do), personalizing it.

Therefore, I need some spirituality. Unfortunately, have none. I think I'll make up some.

Song to honor the gods for waking up
Song to honor the gods for having breakfast
Song to honor the gods for piercing my nipples
Song to honor the gods for bowls
Song to honor the gods for the gun
Song to honor the gods for piezoelectricity
Song to honor the gods for hair (and fur)
Song to honor the gods for the fur of beasts
Song to honor the gods for having lunch
Song to honor the gods for kissing
Song to honor the gods for sexual inadequacy
Song to honor the gods for songs to honor the gods
Song to honor the gods for water
Song to honor the gods for minerals
Song to honor the gods for strategic metals
Song to honor the gods for dinner
Song to honor the gods for murder
Song to honor the gods for homicide
Song to honor the gods for manslaughter
Song to honor the gods for womenSong
Song to honor the gods for unisexuality
Song to honor the gods for the afro
Song to honor the gods for midnight snack
Song to honor the gods for sleep

Well, that's probably a good start.